2. You don't think anything of wearing the same clothes three days in a row
3. Your daughter asks for rice and chicken at every meal (instead of buttered noodles)
4. The only visual differences between you and the backpacker hippies you scoffed at 3 months ago are toenail polish and twenty years
5. Your eyebrows begin to look like Groucho Marx's because your hotel mirrors are too dimly lit to afford any tweezing-and you no longer care about looking like Groucho Marx
6. You can entirely pack and unpack in 4.5 minutes flat
7. Your miming skills are exponentially stronger and you can now communicate anything with this silent art
8. A $25 bill for dinner for 4 with drinks and appetizers makes you think "wow, that was an expensive meal!"
9. Crossing a street packed 8 across with motorbikes doesn't raise your adrenaline level anymore
10. The lenses for your glasses are so scratched you can barely see through them.
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